[Stephanie].

Small talk.

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ohfairmontague:

So it has come to my attention that conservative fans of How I Met Your Mother, upon discovering that Neil Patrick Harris is a homosexual, stop watching the show in attempt to boycott his way of life.

So you’re telling me that Barney Stinson, an objectifying womanizing misogynist is preferable to real life Neil Patrick Harris, a monogamous multi-talented father of two?

 

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quintwinning:

jennstarkid:

iamthedroidyourelookingfor:

crossbowsandwalkers:

apineappleincident:

rachnole:

lieutenant-fox:

vonpipkin:

turianbutts:

aloveforfashion:

misschinkyeyes:

james-st-james:

sex.

Yess

I think I’ve reblogged this before, but its worth doing again. #mensfashion #menswear

I want the red ones for reasons

I just want it all. Men seem to get the coolest clothes. For the most part, it’s not even funny.

I don’t give a fuck if it’s menwear

I’m genderqueer

I wear what I want

fuq da popo

Mother of unf.

People wonder why I prefer winter.

Hot. Stylish. Yes. 

I NEED ALL OF THESE I DON’T CARE IF IM A WOMAN

^ EXACTLY

THESE ARE THE SEXIEST PIECES OF CLOTHING ON THE PLANET

Need.

I don’t think I have ever been more attracted to a manikin in my whole life…. Actually, I’ve never been attracted to a manikin before now… o_O lol

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Me:
Wow, I'm home alone.
Me:
*In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
Me:
*Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Me:
*Running around the house* START SPREADING THE NEWS! I'M LEAVING TODAY! I'M GONNA BE A PART OF IT! NEW YORK, NEW YORK!
Me:
*Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* SING US A SONG, YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN!
Me:
*Making microwave popcorn* GOOD NIGHT MOON, AND GOODNIGHT YOU! WHEN YOU'RE ALL THAT I THINK ABOUT
Family:
*comes home*
Me:
*Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*

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i-space-walk-sometimes: sunnytea9: thejadealchemist: currycoaster: fuckyeahimanawesomebitch: ohshietitsmarilet: MIND BLOWN. What if people who have “near death” experiences are stillborn children? D: Whoa. And what if hallucinations were memories from a past life? What if dreams are our memories from past lives? O_O What if Déjà vu is a past life experience that we relive for a moment? O_o This post has fucked my mind more than any other post I have ever seen on Tumblr… Seriously you guys. Fucking. Seriously. D: I’ve always liked the idea of rebirth, it makes everything seem more connected, one big cycle If dreams are memories from past lives, then I guess I used to be a Firebender. I must have been the avatar then I must have been a famous explorer who left 1d stranded on a boat leaving Harry on land in china………  I just got the chills thinking about this for too long… o_O

i-space-walk-sometimes:

sunnytea9:

thejadealchemist:

currycoaster:

fuckyeahimanawesomebitch:

ohshietitsmarilet:


MIND BLOWN.

What if people who have “near death” experiences are stillborn children? D:

Whoa.

And what if hallucinations were memories from a past life?

What if dreams are our memories from past lives? O_O

What if Déjà vu is a past life experience that we relive for a moment? O_o


This post has fucked my mind more than any other post I have ever seen on Tumblr… Seriously you guys. Fucking. Seriously. D:

I’ve always liked the idea of rebirth, it makes everything seem more connected, one big cycle

If dreams are memories from past lives, then I guess I used to be a Firebender.

I must have been the avatar

then I must have been a famous explorer who left 1d stranded on a boat leaving Harry on land in china……… 

I just got the chills thinking about this for too long… o_O

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